Ydre Nørrebro og Nord-Vest kvarteret i København er en belastning for byen og hele landet, hvilket den seneste tids begivenheder, først med uroligheder i forbindelse med rydningen af Ungdomshuset, senere med social uro blandt unge af anden etnisk herkomst end dansk, til de seneste måneders skyderi og bandekrig, kun har været med til at understrege.

Derfor vil en storstilet normaliseringsplan for området blive iværksat hurtigst muligt.

Først og fremmest vil alle almennyttige boliger i området blive privatiseret og omdannet til ejerlejligheder, der - reelt - kun vil være tilgængelige for resourcestærke familier.

For at sikre at det kun er folk der bor i området der får adgang, vil der blive opført et hegn omkring området, og området vil blive patruljeret af et privat vagtværn, der har tilladelse til at anvende magt.

Vagtværnet vil blive udbygget til en national organisation, og vil få nationalt hovedkvarter i de lokaler der nu huser Københavns Erhvervs Akademi.

Alle disse tiltag vil, med garanti, skabe et sikkert og trygt Ydre Nørrebro/Nord-Vest.

Som en følgevirkning af skabelsen af et nationalt privat vagtværn, vil der blive skabt arbejdspladser indenfor overvågning og kontrol. Dette er et område der af alle eksperter vurderes til at være et de mest sikre fremtidige forretningsområder med enormt vækstpotientiale, og rige eksportmuligheder.

Dette vil blive yderlige fremmet, hvis man kan dokumentere succesen gennem resultater opnået på Ydre Nørrebro/Nord-Vest.

November 22nd is a day famous for conspiracies, since today marks the 45th anniversary of the assassination of President John F. Kennedy.

Recent intelligence points to a possible connection to the mysterious organisation SEWAIN.

BarCamp Copenhagen Intelligence Agency (BCCIA) has discovered that SEWAIN is operating in the area, and is conviced that we're facing a clear and present danger from a new conspiracy. A conspiracy that could change the future development of the Outer Nørrebro/North West area of Copenhagen.

BCCIA is ready to counter this threat, and will have operatives working in the field to make sure that the conspiracy will not succeed.

The Outer Nørrebro/Nort West area of Copenhagen is often refered to as being a Ghetto, and lacking ressources, nothing could be further from the truth, the area is the most diverse part of Copenhagen, and it could hold the key to Denmark's future success in an increasing globalised market.

Recently new institutions and housing has flourished, and the revitalisation of the area is on track.

Details of some major future investment plans for the area has been kept hidden from the public to avoid speculation in property prices.

Our intelligence indicates the the goal of the conspiracy is to steal the plans so that huge profits can be made by cynical gangsters.

Documents with details on the new development plans are currently being safeguarded by BCCIA, but it has been decided that the documents should be moved to a safe location, and for that purpose we've asked International HQ to send senior agent Szeba.

We know that Szeba arrived at Copenhagen Airport late friday night, but other than that, the whereabouts of Szeba are not known precisely, Szeba will supply us with hints to the whereabouts during the morning, and these hints will be relayed to the field agents as soon as we receive them.

To qualify for a hint you're required to find the access code and send to HQ by SMS, upon verification, you'll be sent the hint by SMS.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be to locate special agent Szeba and deliver the documents to her, so that they can be moved to a safe location.

For added security, the documents will be distributed to different teams, increasing the chance of a succesful hand-over.

We need photograpic evidence that the documents were delivered to special agent Szeba, or that you return the sealed envelope that you're given intact, or proof that the envelope and it's content was destroyed.

Good luck!

Location

BarCamp Copenhagen will be held on the 22nd of November 2008 from 10 - 23 at Københavns Erhvervs Akademi, Lygten 16, 2400 København NV.

Signal Digital, Basement, nabz.dk! & Toothless Tiger supports BarCampCopenhagen, applause!

The basis of BarCamp is sharing - which means that you have to come prepared to share.

Read the rules of BarCamp here

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Schedule
10.00 – 12.00 – BarCamp warm-up, for details refer to BCCIA
12.00 – 12.30 – Program set-up
12.30 – 13.30 – Lunch
13.30 – 15.30 – First 4 slots (12 sessions total)
15.00 – 16.00 – Break
16.30 – 19.30 – Next 6 slots (18 sessions total)
19.30 – 21.00 – Dinner
21.00 – 22.00 – 2 slots
22.00 – 23.00 – Ras Bolding
??.?? – ??.?? – Afterparty and thank you!